Christ Products
glenn mcdonald

"I brake for Jesus" bumper sticker
plastic lawn ornament (lighted stigmata?)
suction-cup car-window ornament (cups on nail heads)
scarecrow
soccer goalie
airplane signalman
pogo stick (upside down)
yawning with one arm around girl, girl looking surprised at arm
Hands-Across-America participant
surge protector (plug into nail heads)
Pez dispenser
riding roller coaster, with other riders imitating his pose
surfing
golf-hole flag
wine-bottle cork remover
folded up swiss-army knife style
two giving each other high-fives
on apartment roof with TV antennas
marionette
Rubic's Christ

wearing walkman
see-saw
boomerang
mailbox

pen (red ink?)
"It was this big!"
foot scraper
getting into helicopter, flashing victory sign
phonograph tonearm
divining rod
basketball defender
funny-shaped guitar
garden shears
skateboard
jackhammer
spread-eagled at wall with hoodlums ("Legs, too, mister"?)
letter opener
on crutches
sky diving
salad tongs

foosball


Copyright 1995, glenn mcdonald


Return to the Birdhouse Writers

Return to The Birdhouse Home Page...