"I brake for Jesus" bumper sticker
plastic lawn ornament (lighted stigmata?)
suction-cup car-window ornament (cups on nail heads)
scarecrow
soccer goalie
airplane signalman
pogo stick (upside down)
yawning with one arm around girl, girl looking surprised at arm
Hands-Across-America participant
surge protector (plug into nail heads)
Pez dispenser
riding roller coaster, with other riders imitating his pose
surfing
golf-hole flag
wine-bottle cork remover
folded up swiss-army knife style
two giving each other high-fives
on apartment roof with TV antennas
marionette
Rubic's Christ

wearing walkman
see-saw
boomerang
mailbox

pen (red ink?)
"It was this big!"
foot scraper
getting into helicopter, flashing victory sign
phonograph tonearm
divining rod
basketball defender
funny-shaped guitar
garden shears
skateboard
jackhammer
spread-eagled at wall with hoodlums ("Legs, too, mister"?)
letter opener
on crutches
sky diving
salad tongs

foosball

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