Birdhouse Contributors
With Really Weird Names:
The Central Database

Why do such a high proportion of Birdhouse contributors have really strange names? I really have no idea. It must have something to do with "birds of a feather," or something like that. Perhaps it's the same thing that's causing the oceans to dry up and male fertility rates to fall decade after decade. I haven't done a thorough enough astrological investigation to determine whether the position of the stars could be a contributing factor, nor do I know for certain whether the impact of all that crazy jazz these kids are listening to these days could be affecting the judgement of artists on a global scale. All I know is that we got a lot of 'em here, so I thought it was high time you be able to access them all from one convenient location.