Scene opens with Sweet Trees walking into bar... ala dicky boy... Crumple Butt raises from couch (rocks 2x before getting up (like old guy))
(Main) lava lamp on table in front of couch (or on back of couch) box on table
(Audio) ultra slow vers. of hippy music in background
Crumple Butt and
voices are sped and slowed respectfully.
hug and kiss on cheek greeting (e coast) How does the day find you crumple butt?
excellent sweet trees
I always like this place
must be the music
Would you like to dance?
couple dances to sst quick riff 3 diff. shots of close up, and couple (poss. use rotating light) music stops.
I saw something today that startled me
no, what startled you?
I was watering the lawn
when up the driveway walked a dog
His name's Kenny ... neighbor bob's cocker
Crumple Butt looks across table
He's normally quite timid
Came right up to me
i'm sorry i wasn't there for you
I know, you're such a pup
Crumple Butt looks frustrated/jealous
He brought me something
no, what did he bring you?
pushes box to Crumple Butt... opens box
head in box looking up... mouth opens and closes (backwards audio)
shot of Crumple Butt,,, makes expression,.. head in box repeats expression
cbutt is very startled.... will begin
speaking backwards for rest of film
next line starts norm... goes to back
half way through
sweet trees... sweet trees!
looks at Crumple Butt puzzled,
why did you...?
another startled shot of
What's the matter with you crumple butt...
I can't understand you...... (pause) look down
Use your pencil.
Crumple Butt reaches into pocket, raises it to the air... looks happy
Crumple Butt grunts something backwards.
starts writting on paper
my throat hurts.... ***
writes some more (+ rest)
and my head feels cranky... ***
You're just jealous
Crumple Butt looks sad
i am confused
says pissed.... mocking the slowness and awkwardness of Crumple Butt voice
What did you expect... this time it's me and not your Attempted uniqueness. you're just clay, i don't knead anymore.... crumple butt! ***
but what about the relationship?
gets up... grabs box (of course)
Crumple Butt buries head in hand(s).
ATTEMPT to be original.
I'm a splendid dancer
shakes head, like yo've gotta be kiddin.
Grief (spell it greif, then grief)
Now... you've read the script... get the movie!