Bands That Could Have Been


Burning Bush
Callithumpian
Suspcious Mole
Nature's Candy
Barely White
The Pedantic Philosophers of Lent
Ichabod Wellington and the Jesters of Destiny
Taint
The Odors
The Stinks
Temporal Disturbance
Lard
Googolplex
Subenema
Peptide Solution
SicroMorpht
A Terrible Thundering in my Shorts
SuperBum
Colonic Irrigation
Ectoplasm
LarglePlexia
Tachyon Sludge
Shades of Maybe
Empty Room
Pure King Leo
Sans Box
Adore Zajar
Pistol Pusher
Bus Logic
That One Band
Mildew Cheese
Screaming Monkey Stick
Capo Girdles
Doo-Doo Face
Fractals In Song
7 Digit Gidget
Little Melvin's Obsession
ABCDEFG
White Stuff
Green Sector
Global Mind
Pink Freud
Stinging Gnat Bag
The Stereotypes
Wyvern, it's Ernest!
Intellect Devourer
Shambling Mound
Snipe
Secret Goat Treat
Emu Imperator
Unimind
Godhead
Gotterdammerung
The Resonance
Beautiful Solvent
Solution Factor 67
The Reactors
The Philistines
Jason and the Arguments
Half-Black
The Floating Head Of Zha Zha Gabor
Chicken On A Stick
Shot Down In Equador, Jr.
Love Smother
Carbon Dated Lung Cookies
Pringles
Astral Crapshoot
Maligned
Broken Donut
Oedipus and the Mamas' Boys
Sorta Like Chicken
Mutton Rage
The Vestigials
Pre-Acoustic Syndrome
Trojan Mess
Reasonable Pathogen
Ripley's Phaser
Short Shrift
Little Heed
God's Wallet
The Self-Righteous Brothers
Embrace
Fuss
Shakin' Baby Syndrome
Wick
Quif Tart
The Flying Buttresses
Wet Cat
Turtle Cake
Brain Pan Pizza
Turf Toe
Spackle
13th Floor Refibulators
Time Daughter
Rations for Lilly
Lego my Ego
Gelatin Mongoose
Sparky the Chickendog
The Quivering Fat Band
Big Thoughts for Small Heads
Crunchberry
Purple Clairvoyance
jesus clone
The Gas Menagerie
Post-Acoustic Syndrome
Dogs On Stilts
Liquid Street
Street Liquid
Call Waiting
The Last Word
The Bewildered Snails
Not on My Time
Barbarians In My Yard
The Ostrogoths
The Visigoths
The Huns
The Normans
Pocket Fishermen
Ingrown Feet
Leaping Turtles
Marble Guardians
Undulatory Nightmare
The Lexus Thieves
Instant Clout
Rake Freak
Mark Twin
Oblong
Erwin Schroedinger and the Cats of Ulthar
Empressario Divot
Cream Cheese Psychosis
Cleft Palate and the Deviated Septums
Plasma Jerks
Flinger
Solids of Revolution
The Cinderblocks
Infini-pede
The Alpacan Axemen
Grounded Housefly
Yuck
The Green-Grogs
Sponge Trap
Obstructed Sink
Heckfire
Funny Thing
Mall Chix
Cheese Finger
Fisty Britchese
The Sasauge kings of Chicago
Bubble Wrap
Good Nun/Bad Nun
Tasty Flying Cookies
Kamikaze Wingnuts
Gore-tex Condoms
Spank me Big Bird
Orange Soda
Nature's stepchild
No Way Yahweh
Freudian Proverbs
The Polypods
The Phlegmboyants
Reluctant Astronauts
The Filthmeisters
Kurnel Kum
Puzzling Evidence
Analysis of Variance
Figure Doubt
Moses Supposes Erroniously
acid flannel
cheese nugget
butterrum
sly willard neems and the corner boys
4:30 movie
bunion soup
twinkleberry
lovenudge
the amazing finkle brothers
Malicious Intent
Emperor Xochimilco and the Champions of Sin
The Relators
Kooky Munkey (electro-ska)
Flux Patrol
Long-haired Skinheads on a Rope
The Macro-Meat Monsters
Charlie's Naughty Angels
Liquid Reflex
Sacred Anomaly
Vertebrate Head Organizer
Cofused Larynx
Charlie, the Amazing Chronic Foot
Cashmere Defense
Switzerland, My Light Is On
The Bundts
Terrific Disposal Unit
Admiral Bartholomew Hawthorne's All Nude Revue
Collateral Damage
Yogi Kudu and the Contortionists
Real People
Sarcastic Wheezers
Big Chum
Rolo
Moebius (ambient0
Kafka, Franz, and Ollie "Psychedelic Puppet Show"
Alien Response Team (ambient techno)
Member "Throb" (grindcore)
Burning Phyla
Rackmount
Wood Chip Set
Broken Fifth
Art Traitor
The Walking Old
Moribund Bellfrey
Sponge Fisherman
Hand Hoeing Husbandry
Cream Squash
The Toiletries
Captain Infinity and the Standard Deviation
The Razorblade Sandwiches
Universal Symptoms
Amanda's Dreaming
Circus of Filth
Angry Commuters
Burning Waterbeds
Latitude Bucket Hobbyhorse
Coccyx
Mortuary Wreath
Event Staff
Foot Mind
Clatter
Pants Full of Spaniards
Church of Vodka
Grom
mmm...pie
Esperanto Oblivion
Universal Tongue
Mini-Pigs
The Left Hand of God
Raspwagon
Bulletproof Pope
The Reagan Years
Generation Y
Guyana Punch
Cattle Log
Chicken Inspectors
My So Called Death
Claustrophobic Speelunkers
Quintessential Flamboyance
Detection Grid Anomaly
Queen Harlotta and the Strumpettes
Spontaneous Degeneration
Pipe George the Snot
Elva Tweezerpurple and the What???
The Trucking Life
Stale Comet
Silt
Exhuming Rasputin
Eczema
Archeoptryx
Dizzy Lizard
Burt Cocain
Blind Dentist
Birfday
Tuck the Frills
Cattle Prods of the Ancient Marine Biologists
Babymobile
Broken Ginsu
Permanent Virgins
Sputum Culture
Seeds and Stems
Saucy Jack
Immolopeede
Rubber Mustard
Junk Food Mafia
Irkish Beerflap
Rubber Wig
Shrieking Halt
Helmet Weather
Gaelic Nozzles
No Class Zebra
Glancing Blo
Jingle Tools
Burn the Vest
Mo's Ho's
Another Shot of Pancake
Lighted Frisbees
Master Curious
Blazen Pudenda
Murry Slaughter
Ontogeny
Kafkaphony
nO shO
Eel Batteries
Zygote
Goiter
Coagulated Child
Dick Van Patten's Lung Disorder
Buddy Ebsen's Cold Joy
The Artist Formerly Known as Goiter
Rotary Vent
The Bol Weasels
Extinction by Default
Power Glove
Breakfast Barrel
Visual Spacek
Weird Interior "Juxtapositions" (jazz fusion)
Sordid Retort "How Many Pennies In A Dime?" (new wave)
Blind Menagerie
Dub Technical Institute "Tinkering With the Infrastructure of Your Mind"
Rubber Dub "For the Prevention of Disease Only"
Dubblemint "Pure Chilling Satisfaction"
The Stinking Navel Hair Banditos
Dub Asylum "Trancient Prescience"
Dubble "Bluu"
Evil Dub Masters "Journey To the Heart of Dubness"
Kay Ann Pepper
Osmote
I am a Boy/This is a Pen
Lady Stick
Leather Nuts
The Shampoo Rain
Animism Gone Wrong
When You Examine the Species
Magnetic Strip
Oslo Beach
The Bee Keepers
Dahlmer's Fridge
Flash the Badge
Smurf Killer
Ink
Erd
Various Artists
What Mona Lisa Saw
Brillo Facecloth
The Nerf Bombs
Digital Cowboys
Defender
Disposable Thumbs
Cyborgnine
Froot Moebius Loops
Oreo Speedwagon
Alternate Monkey Disposal Unit
The G-Spots
Magnificent Font Protectors
The Laymen
The Spuds
Fizzbin
Morde du Temps
Dark Attractor
Realpolitick
Flaw
Spunk
Phlegmatic Response
Anomalous Reading
Rear Delivery
Filch
Spastic Crunch
Spatial Forces
In Phrase of Polly
Quick
Clot
Aeolian Hasp
Rote Joy
Carp Hemisphere
After Bingo
Motor Duty
Cathedral of Lunch
Dusty Beaver and The Furlongs
Radioactive Phlegm
Reverberating Cow
Flippant Hosiery
Ranklefeather
The Myst Junkies
Wrapt Attenuation
One-Eyed Stiffy
The Agoraphobics World Tour
Queen Cantoloupe and Her Five Studded Coconuts
The New Russian Revolution and it's impact on American Music
Drive By Poetry (a poetry band)
Hiring Freeze
Pegasaurus
Tinkerbell Believes
And Your Little Dog
Architecture of Neglect
Fudge Puddle
Dinner on Me
Pastoral Abyss
Deaf Church
Isomorph
The Reuben Kinkaid
gods brothers
Pestillent Fax
Half-Truth
Self-Propelled Mask
Gutwrench
Meat Hat
First Street
Acoustic Eel


birdhouse