Deus ex Machina Dream Input Processor

Note: We haven't accepted dream input for more than a decade, and have disabled the submit button on this form. Maybe someday again... maybe.

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Note: it seems that some people think we do dream interpretation for you. Incorrect. We feel that dream interpretation is an inherently bankrupt concept, not to mention the fact that dreams are far more interesting when taken as surrealist literature. We want your dream if and only if it makes for a good read. We will not comment on the nature of another person's subconscious.