There's Something Wrong with my Phonograph's Needle

I was sitting in the high school auditorium of my friend's school, waiting for a black and white movie to start. Suddenly, a spotlight shone upon me, and I began to be afraid , but it turned out Shari Lewis was sitting next to me with Lambchop. She did an act, asked me questions, and the movie began. During the movie, two girls from school who were sitting in front of my began kissing and just sort of making out, and emitting an odd buzzing sound. I asked them to stop because I couldn't hear the movie for the buzzing, and they did, and then I left.

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